House of Lies

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Phoebe: Well I coached the hell out of Jeannie and she was the sexiest little kid on that stage.
Clyde: Sexy seems like the wrong word.

One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.

Jeannie

Doug: Jeannie I wanted to get you a penis cake.
Jeannie: I'll take the penis cake as well, chocolate?

Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!

Marty
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!

Marty

Doug: Jeannie I wanted to get you a penis cake.
Jeannie: I'll take the penis cake as well, chocolate?