House of Lies

House of Lies

Sundays 10:00 PM on Showtime

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House of Lies "Prologue and Aftermath" Quotes

Phoebe: Well I coached the hell out of Jeannie and she was the sexiest little kid on that stage.
Clyde: Sexy seems like the wrong word.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jeannie: One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Doug: Jeannie I wanted to get you a penis cake.
Jeannie: I'll take the penis cake as well, chocolate?
 • Rating: Unrated
Marty: Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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