House of Lies

House of Lies

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House of Lies "The Mayan Apocalypse" Quotes

Roscoe: The Mayans believed the world would end in 2012.
Marty: Yeah, what do you think?
Roscoe: The Mayans were pretty smart.
Marty: Yeah well you better rest up for the apocalypse then.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Monica: Don't kill your moment by making a lot of sounds.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Marty: Who cares if Clyde just pledged Sigma Chi. We are on a plane, it's on fire, billowing smoke coming out of the engines. There's a gaping hole in the cabin. People are being sucked out to certain death.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marty: Welcome to the new economy America where only the richest, meanest and smartest will remain.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Clyde: Can I get an imminent demise?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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