Doug: It's not going up, Marty.
Marty: They have pills for that.
Clyde: It's so brave of you to talk about it. Usually, guys that can't get erections don't want to say...
Doug: Trust me, I get plenty of erections.
Clyde: Feel like you're overcompensating now.

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Thing is, real fortune has nothing to do with chance or luck. "Fortuna" is bullshit. Real fortune is calculated. It's relentless, fucking criminal even. You have to make fortune happen.

Marty

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Kate Spade? Seriously? Get out of my face.

Roscoe

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• Added: February 16, 2015

Oh my God, Malcolm. You do know that's Dad's girlfriend, right?

Marty

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• Added: February 16, 2015