House

House "5 to 9" Quotes

Cuddy: She's not massaging your leg.
House: She will. Eventually.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cuddy: We earn this money. If we have to take your house to get it, we will.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

House: I tried to cure a guy with cancer by using malaria to win a $50 bet. You really wanna be more like me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cuddy: You're growth might be good for the bottom line, but ours allows us to save lives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cuddy: You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?
House: That doesn't sound like me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Ever notice how many porn sites have "mom" in the name?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: You try Lucas?
Cuddy: He's either sleeping or avoiding me.
Wilson: You in a fight?
Cuddy: Not yet, but we're gonna be.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cuddy: I won't report the theft to the DEA, but I have to fire you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cuddy: I don't care how interesting it is. You are not infecting him with malaria.
 • Rating: Unrated

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