Cuddy: She's not massaging your leg.
House: She will. Eventually.

We earn this money. If we have to take your house to get it, we will.

Cuddy

Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.

House

I tried to cure a guy with cancer by using malaria to win a $50 bet. You really wanna be more like me?

House

You're growth might be good for the bottom line, but ours allows us to save lives.

Cuddy

Cuddy: You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?
House: That doesn't sound like me.

Ever notice how many porn sites have "mom" in the name?

House

Wilson: You try Lucas?
Cuddy: He's either sleeping or avoiding me.
Wilson: You in a fight?
Cuddy: Not yet, but we're gonna be.

I won't report the theft to the DEA, but I have to fire you.

Cuddy
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