Cuddy: This is the part where you play the employee and I play the boss.
House: I can see your nipples. Your turn.

House: I just dozed off in front of the TV.
Wilson: With bedding?
House: Maybe!

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!


Foreman: You can't perform an autopsy without a medical license.
House: Really? Because I don't think there's anything we could screw up that we haven't already screwed up.

I've crossed some line and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.


Cuddy: What's your plan?
House: First, we take Berlin. Then, we circle around Poland and yell: "surprise!"

He's only agreeing with you because he wants to have sex with you - and, by the way, I agree with you, too. Especially in those pants.

House [to Cameron]

Cameron: You hate coincidence.
House: We reconciled. It was a whole thing.

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