House "Joy to the World" Quotes
House: Why don't you hang out in the video store and tell everyone Kevin Spacey's Keyser Soze?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Dr. Cuddy: You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson?
House: Mmm, more an argument. I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, but hey--Christmas spirit and all that.
Dr. Cuddy: I think you're confusing nice and evil again.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Anna: Jerk.
Dr. Cuddy: Uh, what was that all about?
House: Jamaican chicken recipes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Whitney: We do other stuff in bed. Couldn't some of his sperm have made it up there somehow?
House: More likely, it came from the guy whose penis made it up there somehow, but... sure, anything's possible.
• Rating: Unrated
House: If I wanted gifts, I would just look deep into my patients' eyes and act like you. "Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron. Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I can make up for in..."
Dr. Wilson: You'd just wind up insulting her. Perhaps calling her "Mrs. Moron."
• Rating: Unrated
House: You talked to Wilson.
Taub: He has very girly handwriting, by the way.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
