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You are the diabolical, yet benevolent puppet master.

Wilson

House: Do you know why you're black?
Patient: Because God loves me more than he loves you?

The opossum was... meant for me!

House

You got a girl pregnant. You're still just a guy.

House

Mom and dad gave you a chance... and a second... and a third. I'm not about to give you a 54th.

Foreman

Wilson: I think you're actually being nice.
House: Oh, shut up.

I've known my brother for over 30 years. You haven't even known him a day.

Foreman

Wilson: Are you out of your mind?
House: As a former psychiatric patient, I take exception to that terminology.

House: How old do you think I am?
Patient: I don't know. Vietnam age?

Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.

Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.

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House Season 6 Episode 12 Quotes

Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.

Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.