Either I need a new watch, or Mowgli is cutting into your beauty sleep.

House

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He's had multiple EEGs. All of them cleaner and squeakier than Cuddy's rubber nipples.

House

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered?
House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober.

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Dr. Cuddy: House, I've got a DYFS home visit on Friday.
House: And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...

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Dr. Foreman: So, making out okay, meal's too intimate?
Thirteen: I don't wanna kiss you again, either.

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Kutner: Okay, so if you were being burned at the stake, and someone handed you a gun, what would you do?
Taub: I'd shoot the people with the torches.

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