It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.

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Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.

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[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.

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[To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.

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[After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.

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