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House "Private Lives" Quotes

Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
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House: If you're gonna be this way, I'm not gonna invite you to my baptism.
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House: Read chapter 6. Entitled "Shut the Hell Up."
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Wilson: Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.
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Patient: Sometimes it's easier to open up to people who aren't looking at you.
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Thirteen: Please don't define my entire gender based on one night.
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House: I can't find my pornos.
Wilson: Have you tried offering a reward?
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House [to a speed dater]: You have some natural talent as a liar. But not enough brains to see it through.
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House: I find out what's wrong with people and I fix it.
Speed dater? Don't all doctors do that?
House: Yeah. But they can't dance like I can!
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Chase: I'm not that good looking.
House: Yeah, you are.
Wilson: You kind of are.
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