House

House "Selfish" Quotes

House: People who haven't seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Taub: You want me to get Cuddy's approval?
House: I've got be somewhere important.
Taub: Sitting at your desk?
House: I'm running late.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Yeah. I have to avoid this problem. If I can restrict our interactions to places where neither of us are wearing pants.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, that's not avoiding the problem, it's avoiding the issue.
House: Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, technically, that's not avoiding it. Thanks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Wilson: House, everything's changed. You're sleeping together. You want something from her besides a sign-off on scaring a patient to death.
House: You talked to Taub.
Dr. Wilson: He's worried about you.
House: He's a jerk.
Dr. Wilson: I'm worried too.
House: Do I need to say it?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Yeah, I had that same facial expression for the first 48 hours. I had another one, too, but only for 15 seconds at a time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Wilson: I've been more passionate with my great aunt.
House: Mabel? Up high.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Taub: House, I was expecting your relationship with Cuddy to complicate our work long-term. I am now concerned it might be affecting us short-term. All due respect.
House: None taken.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Come on. One peck. Just enough to arouse him just a little.
Dr. Wilson: I--hey, I'm not even...
House: I didn't mean you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cuddy: It's time for our meeting in Human Resources.
House: Hmmm. Human Resources. Now why would I need to go to Human Resources?
Dr. Wilson: House, you've been to Human Resources 74 times in the last six weeks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: And what's with the death's head cane?
House: They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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