I'm trying to listen to your lungs, not your self-pity.

House

Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.

House

Me and humanity--we got together too young.

House

Uh oh, I know that look.

Chess guy

You think one of Santa's reindeer was called 'Stomper'?

House

That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.

House [to Dr. Adams]

Mendelson [regarding House's special attention to his cellmate]: Why you keep helping him out?
House: Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?

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