Popular How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Marshall, Blauman saved you from a lifetime of looking at Sugar Ray every time we do it on your birthday.
Lily
I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation.
Ted
Marshall: We're adorable
Lily: We're Marshmallow and Lilypadad bitch!
Deuces are wild?
Lily
It doesn't have to make sense to make sense.
Ted
Here's the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.
Ted
Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.
Barney
It's been a major pleasure, Major Pleasure.
Ted
It helped but that was really creepy. I don't want to see you for a while.
Lily
Just be cool, Lady. Damn.
Ted
Marshall: A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
Lily: And I was pretty bummed too.
The three day rule is a childish, manipulative mind game. But yeah, you wait three days.
Lily
