How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart" Quotes
OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?Robin
I want to be confused with you.Barney
Lily: Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
Ted: Sandwich brownies?
Barney: Never ever meet a girl's parents.
Ted: Not even if she is hot?
Barney: Not even if her mom's hot?
Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
Marshall: You got nothing on me.
Barney: The calzone?
Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.Barney
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!