How I Met Your Mother "A Change Of Heart" Quotes
Robin: OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Barney: I want to be confused with you.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Lily: Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
Ted: Sandwich brownies?
Lily: OK!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Barney: Never ever meet a girl's parents.
Ted: Not even if she is hot?
Barney: Not even if her mom's hot?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Marshall: You got nothing on me.
Barney: The calzone?
Marshall: Checkmate.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Barney: Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
