How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction" Quotes
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.
Oh that's super interesting but you have a small penis.
Marshall
Asian girls love them some Jews.
Barney
Ted that is so romantic, I want to fill a pillow case with dead batteries and beat you with it.
Barney
Not a drag queen but you seriously have me rethinking this eye shadow.
Zoe
Ted: What's your newest scotch?
Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch? Don't let it touch your skin.
They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
Lily
Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.
Marshall
Trish the secretary: Excuse me Mr. Stinson?
Barney: NOT NOW TRISH!
Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
Barney
