How I Met Your Mother

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Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.

Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.

Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.

Oh that's super interesting but you have a small penis.

Marshall

Asian girls love them some Jews.

Barney

Ted that is so romantic, I want to fill a pillow case with dead batteries and beat you with it.

Barney

Not a drag queen but you seriously have me rethinking this eye shadow.

Zoe

Ted: What's your newest scotch?
Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch? Don't let it touch your skin.

They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.

Lily

Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.

Marshall

Trish the secretary: Excuse me Mr. Stinson?
Barney: NOT NOW TRISH!

Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 Quotes

Trish the secretary: Excuse me Mr. Stinson?
Barney: NOT NOW TRISH!

Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!

Barney