How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction" Quotes
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Oh that's super interesting but you have a small penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Asian girls love them some Jews.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Ted that is so romantic, I want to fill a pillow case with dead batteries and beat you with it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoe: Not a drag queen but you seriously have me rethinking this eye shadow.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: What's your newest scotch?
Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch? Don't let it touch your skin.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Lily: They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12
