How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy" Quotes
Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Robin: God, your nose is bleeding like a faucet
Randy: Yeah, I'm sorry this happens every time I get an erection.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Randy: Just to make sure we're on the same page: is send them downtown not an expression for shredding a document?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Arthur: I care about high yield off shore investments and so does Tugboat here.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Becky: BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! It's the Far Hampton Boat Show!!!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Marshall: Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy: Hey which reminds me is your friend Gobbin? Flobbin? Coming tonight? Not that I really care.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
