How I Met Your Mother

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Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Challenge accepted.


And kids, that's how I met your mother. Psych! It was just some chick.

Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.

Yeah I wasn't listening either. Ted can really go on about a bitch.


Can I borrow an adult diaper?


Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.

I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now?


A man can do a lot of living in three hours.


New is always better.


Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?

Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.

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