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New is always better.

Barney

Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?

Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.

Robin
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