How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13: "Columns" Quotes
Barney: You have been blessed with a wonderful gift.
Lily: Thank you.
Barney: I meant me
You gave me the Ken doll... She left out Little Barney, Barnacle Junior, My Barnana, Barnito SurpremeBarney [seeing his nude painting]
Lily [trying to paint Barney with a sword in his hand]: I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney: I get that a lot.
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True storyBarney