How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake" Quotes
Victoria: Here's a professional tip, if it's still runny, it's not a cupcake, it's a beverage
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great that answers all of the questions I didn't ask
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily [trying on wedding dresses]: Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ted: Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
