How I Met Your Mother

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Here's a professional tip, if it's still runny, it's not a cupcake, it's a beverage

Victoria

Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great that answers all of the questions I didn't ask

Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses

Robin

Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night

Lily [trying on wedding dresses]

Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college

Ted
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college

Ted