How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 16: "Cupcake" Quotes
Here's a professional tip, if it's still runny, it's not a cupcake, it's a beverageVictoria
Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great that answers all of the questions I didn't ask
Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dressesRobin
Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding nightLily [trying on wedding dresses]
Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity
Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before collegeTed