How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 24: "Doppelgangers" Quotes
I can't wait to tell the gang. This is one of those moments you dream about! Guys ... Lily and I ... are having unprotected sex. I just got the chills.
Marshall
You guys bangin'? Keep goin', I'm not even here. But just for the record? Having a baby? Big mistake.
Barney
Kids, up to this point in the story we had found doppelgangers - eerie but awesome lookalikes for four of the five of our little group. There was lesbian Robin. Mustache Marshall. Stripper Lily. And Mexican wrestler me. Yes, mine was the coolest. So we were all eager to find the fifth doppelganger, Barney's. Turns out it was more important to some of us than others.
Ted
Why is Ellen DeGeneres in our bedroom?
Marshall
The universe in all its infinite wisdom is telling you to stick me and stick me real good.
Lily
Marshall Eriksen, put a baby in my belly.
Lily
