How I Met Your Mother

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Ultimately, we only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it.

Ted

We've all been searching for the five doppelgangers, right? Well eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. These completely different people who just happen to look like us. Five years ago? That girl was pretty great. But doppelganger Robin? She's amazing.

Ted

Estonia would close out the Baltics!

Barney

Kids!? No! Don't have kids! The rule is no kids until you're at least 45. Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

Barney

Barney: No! Time out! This is a group decision! You can't just move to Chicago unless we all say it's okay!
Ted: Barney, I think this has to be Robin's-
Barney: Stay out of this Brigitte Nielsen or Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV!

Lily: I know what's bothering you. The cabbie just didn't look enough like Barney.
Marshall: Well that's just not true.

Marshall: But you were the fifth doppelganger! How can you be ... you? I called you, we had a whole conversation, Barney, what happened?
Barney: Ah, yes. I know what happened. People at work have this very strange expectation that I, well, work. I know, I know. So to make my colleagues think I'm busting my hump while I'm really out humping busty chicks, I decided to record a special recording.
Marshall: How can it be a recording, you called me Big Chief, my special workplace nickname?
Barney: Oh, buddy.

The never ending battle of my life. Career vs. romance.

Robin

Let's just say there were some senior citizens who attempted to "drown" on my watch ... and sadly one who did.

Ted

Marshall: Ted, I love you buddy, but there is no way you can pull off blonde.
Lily: Seriously, Ted, don't do it.
Ted: I'm going blonde!
Lily: Awwww.
Marshall: That is NOT the outcome we were hoping for.

Fun fact. Highest rated Monty and Moo-Moo episode ever.

Ted

[to Robin] Before I met you I'd given up on everything. Relationships. Career. Pants.

Don
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 24 Quotes

The universe in all its infinite wisdom is telling you to stick me and stick me real good.

Lily

Marshall Eriksen, put a baby in my belly.

Lily