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Who is this flower child and what has he done with my lion hearted friend Ted Mosby?

The Captain

Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution!

The Captain

Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

Lily

With great penis comes great responsibility.

Barney

I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!

Barney

We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.

Barney

Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.

You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.

Barney

She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.

Barney

She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.

Barney

She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.

Barney
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