How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 17: "Garbage Island" Quotes
Who is this flower child and what has he done with my lion hearted friend Ted Mosby?The Captain
Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution!The Captain
Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.Lily
With great penis comes great responsibility.Barney
I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!Barney
We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.Barney
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.Barney
She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.Barney
She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.Barney