How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins" Quotes
Marshall: First of all, come on buddy, you can't handle the fudge.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Robin: Every relationship has a reacher and a settler.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: And there's about to be one more story - I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: Wait you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins - you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: It happened! Do you have any...split pea left?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenkins: So are you really a Vikings fan or was that a lie too?
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since Law School.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7