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Barney [about waiting in line for a wedding dress sale]: I can't go, I've got this thing....
Lily: What thing?
Barney: ...a penis

Step one, you start running. There is no step two

Barney [about how easy it is to run a marathon]
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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

Step one, you start running. There is no step two

Barney [about how easy it is to run a marathon]

Barney [about waiting in line for a wedding dress sale]: I can't go, I've got this thing....
Lily: What thing?
Barney: ...a penis

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