How I Met Your Mother "Miracles" Quotes
Marshall: God sent those lice to my head like he sent the locust to Egypt: to liberate me from corporate bondage. Miracle
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Stella: So, my sister broke up with her boyfriend.
Ted: Well, now I can finally say it: I hated that guy! Everything out of his mouth is 'I'm a vegan!', 'Fish feel pain!', 'I'm never constipated!'. That guy's an idiot.
Stella: Actually, she's marrying him. I just wanted your honest opinion.
Ted: He's actually a really nice guy. There's a wisdom
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