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Barney: We're gonna make a great team. We just need some practice.
Robin: Yeah let's prove that we believe in marriage by workin together to help Marshall hide something from his wife!

Lily: I'm not paying for room service The Hooker ordered.
Barney: I've been there.

Alright I'll take a lap dance. Can I borrow some sweatpants?

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