Barney: We're gonna make a great team. We just need some practice.
Robin: Yeah let's prove that we believe in marriage by workin together to help Marshall hide something from his wife!

Lily: I'm not paying for room service The Hooker ordered.
Barney: I've been there.

Alright I'll take a lap dance. Can I borrow some sweatpants?

Barney

How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 Quotes

Alright I'll take a lap dance. Can I borrow some sweatpants?

Barney

Lily: I'm not paying for room service The Hooker ordered.
Barney: I've been there.