How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18: "Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M." Quotes
Marshall: Ted, what does your mom always say?
Ted: Nothing good ever...
Marshall: Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.
Ted: I hate how you're always right.
Lily: It's my best, and most annoying, trait
Come on, Lily, how many women can say that they have been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?Barney
Little girl: Do you have a fiancÃ©?
Lily: Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancÃ©.
Robin: Oh no, I don't have a fiancÃ©.
Little girl: Then who do you live with?
Robin: Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
Little girl: Don't you get lonely?
Robin: No, I've got fiiive dogs
Little girl: My grandma has 5 cats and she gets lonely.
Robin: Well, yea, that's cats, I'm not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady - doeesss anybody else have questions?
Little boy: Are you a lesbian?
Robin: No! Are you!?
Marshall: Look Barney you tried I think that's great but we're going.
Barney: No! No! Come on.
Barney: Dude! We haven't hit legendary yet, we're only at the Le, we still got the Gen, the Da, the Ry.
Lily: Ok if were at the Le then I say we follow it up with the Tss go home.
Marshall: Oh wow you just got burned phonic style
Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude?Marshall
Barney: Kids, you don't give half a brown Crayola what I do for a living, do you?
Barney: I know what you want. Magic!
Ted: I'm going over to this girl's house to make juice.
Taxicab driver: Nice!
Ted: Oh no, it's not like that, we're juicing as friends
Marshall: Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Barney: That is a lie!
Marshall: It is not a lie.
Barney: Okay, that's it! You and me! I'm not afraid of you!
Marshall: I'll show you things you never seen before!
Barney: I used to box in the Army