How I Met Your Mother "Perfect on Paper" Quotes
Barney: Heavens to Gretzky.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: When it's just not there, you can't force it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Welcome to the tribe hoser!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
