How I Met Your Mother

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How i met your mother
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I'm small town Marshall. I'm a hick from Brooklyn who's terrified of living more than ten subway stops from where I was born.

Lily

Indiana Jones wouldn't look at this body. This is a body that would melt a Nazi's face.

Ted

Lily: When you said you were about to get reamed?
Marshall: Oh right that. No, sometimes for fun, we throw reams of paper at each other. Bernard! Not a good time! Read the room!

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