How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island" Quotes
Barney [at the wedding bar]: Berry Blaster Brain revitalizer—My God, some of these drinks can actually make a girl smarter. What sort of hell has Ted brought us to?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That's 'cause you need protein
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stella: I don't know how I feel about Robin coming to our wedding...
Ted: Can I help? You feel glad!
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: There's no meat.
Lily: There's no alcohol.
Marshall: It gets worse—I am 90% sure that guy you were talking with used to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 4