How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina" Quotes
Barney [to James]: Oh man, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun!
Barney [to Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin]: Huh... yes offense
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Barney [about his brother]: He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of.
Ted: Dude
Marshall: They're delicious!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Bras suck. They're so confining and unnatural.
Lily: Yeah, they're like a boobie zoo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Hold on to your bedsores grandparents from Willy Wonka!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
