How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue" Quotes

Barney: Ted, my boy...It's gonna be legen...wait for it...[credits roll]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: So, Argentina?
Robin: Yes, Argentina.
Ted: Why is this the first I'm hearing about Argentina?
Robin: Um, American schools suck at geography.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Have you met our children, our son Totally and our daughter Freaking?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 3
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