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I'm not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette. I dated a center from the Knicks.

Robin

You didn't vet the stripper?!?

Barney Stinson

Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don't you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!

Barney Stinson

Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body...The Karate Kid!

Lily

You are so funny. What's gotten into you? Oh that's right, nothing, ever.

Loretta Stinson
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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 22 Quotes

Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body...The Karate Kid!

Lily

You are so funny. What's gotten into you? Oh that's right, nothing, ever.

Loretta Stinson
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