I'm not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette. I dated a center from the Knicks.

Robin

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You didn't vet the stripper?!?

Barney Stinson

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Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don't you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!

Barney Stinson

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Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body...The Karate Kid!

Lily

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You are so funny. What's gotten into you? Oh that's right, nothing, ever.

Loretta Stinson

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• Added: April 29, 2013