How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page, Part One" Quotes
Barney: You un-jinxed me! I'm free! If the bison on the nickel could hear you talk about them they would diminish their population even further on purpose, if Lily wants a big weiner in her mouth she's got my number and I'm sorry that you took the rap for all the farting on the ride up here, that was me!
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Ted: This is gonna be a long jinx. Like Yom Kippur services long. The only difference is Yom Kippur's a fast and this one's gonna be a slow.
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Barney: Marshall, I'm a grown ass man. I'm on my building's co-op board. When I say a pinot noir tastes luxuriously earthy with a hint of rhubarb? I'm not faking it.
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