Loretta (Barney's Mom): Barney, when you were three I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily [to Marshall]: Hey you want to go do it in Barney's childhood bed again?
Barney: My race car bed?
Marshall: It handles great buddy
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Woman: You said that if I slept with you my son would get the part
Barney: Well apparently I'm a better actor than your kid
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Ted: Where does this woman live?
Robin: We're talking about a woman that actually Barney Stinson to commit, I'm guessing Narnia
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