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Lily: I'm pregnant with baby number five.
Ted: But baby number four isn't out yet!
Marshall: I'm just that good!

Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.

Barney

I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe!

Barney

Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.

Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!

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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 20 Quotes

Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.

Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!

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