Lily: I'm pregnant with baby number five.
Ted: But baby number four isn't out yet!
Marshall: I'm just that good!

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Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.

Barney

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I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe!

Barney

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Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.

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Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!

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