How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women" Quotes

Judge 1: Thank you Mr. Eriksen. The panel will take this under advisement.
Marshall: Take your time.
Judge 2: It could be a few months.
Marshall: Better tell my wife then I won't be home for dinner.
Judge 2: Get out!
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: Go ahead laugh. Laugh like all the others, but those magicians pulled off the greatest trick of all. They accepted me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: There is a dark side to being a rocker on the road north of the 49th!
 • Rating: Unrated
Lily: I was like John Gotti in a training bra.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 4
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