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How-i-met-your-mother

Judge 1: Thank you Mr. Eriksen. The panel will take this under advisement.
Marshall: Take your time.
Judge 2: It could be a few months.
Marshall: Better tell my wife then I won't be home for dinner.
Judge 2: Get out!

Go ahead laugh. Laugh like all the others, but those magicians pulled off the greatest trick of all. They accepted me.

Barney

There is a dark side to being a rocker on the road north of the 49th!

Robin

I was like John Gotti in a training bra.

Lily
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