How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds" Quotes
Don: I bad for any woman with the kind of low self-esteem that would actually date a guy like that.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: [drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Teddy Bear. Need a little honey? Rawwwr.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: [drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what, I'm open!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Our new sleeping arrangement will only bring us closer together. Now get out of my bed.
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Barney: I stand by what I did. It was bold and romantic.
Ted: You soiled yourself from both ends of your body.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: [after reading his letter] There's just a bunch of drawings of boobs.
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Don: Guys, I came to apologize. I overreacted.
Barney: It's okay. We said some very hurtful things.
Don: No you didn't.
Barney: Right, that was after you left.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I must have Robin back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I think we should get separate beds.
Marshall: YES! A mini-fridge! And separate beds.
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 13
