How I Met Your Mother

Mondays 8:00 PM on CBS
How i met your mother
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I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.


Hey Don here's some breaking news ... there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!


Where's the poop Robin?

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