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How-i-met-your-mother

Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.

Barney

Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.

Barney

Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.

Barney

I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.

Robin

Hey Don here's some breaking news ... there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!

Robin

Where's the poop Robin?

Lily
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