How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished" Quotes

Robin: I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Karate punk: I hated kindergarten, all three times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: 'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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