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How-i-met-your-mother

I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.

Robin

Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!

Barney

All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.

Ted

You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.

Marshall

I hated kindergarten, all three times.

Karate punk

'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.

Robin

Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!

Barney

Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!

Barney

Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?

Barney
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