How I Met Your Mother

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I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.


Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!


All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.


You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.


I hated kindergarten, all three times.

Karate punk

'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.


Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!


Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!


Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?


Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.


Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.


Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.

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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes

Hey Don here's some breaking news ... there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!


Where's the poop Robin?

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