It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Who gives a shit if gays want to me miserable like everyone else and get married. Let em do it. No skin of my ass.
Frank
If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Charlie
We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
Dee
You look like one of those inflatable dancing things at the used car lot. The one's that flail around in the wind.
Mac
Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!
Mac
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.
Dee
Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your ass?
Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my ass!
Mac: All right! This is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are, and not have to shove anything up our asses!
Frank: Anyone want any more catfish?
Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...
Charlie: Who washes the dishes?
Frank: Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!
Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
Dennis: You're goin' to hell, dude.
Dee: Seriously.
I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna to kick a little ass, I'm gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!
Charlie