It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 11: "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods" Quotes
Mac: GOD! DAMMIT! Goddamn!
Dee: Nature is bullshit. I'm done with this.
Frank: I told ya, animals suck.
Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.
This is for the rats!
Charlie
If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.
Charlie
Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.
Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.
Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.
Mac
I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.
Dee
I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.
Byron
What do you say we slip into a room....and you two split me open like a coconut?
Byron
Charlie: Are you wearing makeup?
Dennis: I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.
Frank: Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Dee: That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Frank: Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
Dee: I just don't question the things you do anymore.