It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes

Back office, chickens, vents. Everything's going in the vents, okay?

Charlie

Hey, alright alright alright.

Dennis

We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.

Charlie

Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!

Dennis

How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.

Mac

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

Charlie

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

Charlie

If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.

Dennis

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

Dee

Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.

Dennis

What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’

Dennis

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Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

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