It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes
Mac: Maybe I should go to my room.
Maureen: That is not your room anymore. It's my craft studio, so kindly stay out of there.
Mac: What!?
Dennis: Don't freak out, dude. She turned it it into a terrible craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts out of cats. Or puts cats in sweatshirts.
Being married to Charlie has me all confused, I gotta get my hetero on.
Frank
All this talking about marriage and Dee being a whore got me thinking... I didn't have a bachelor party!
Dennis
You told me it was a phone bill. Of course, I signed it.
Charlie
Dennis: There's cab fare on the night stand.
Maureen: That's the third morning in a row you did that. We're married, silly, I'm home already.
Charlie: We'd be two cool, straight dudes married together.
Frank: Oooh. Well, I never thought of it that way. Two dudes getting married, that doesn't seem very gay.
Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.
Carmen: If this is about you and me, just say that.
Mac: I'm never going to admit that, Carmen. But come on, him? What do you see in this guy? Look at my body compared to his. I'm a hard body, you're a hard body. We could be hard bodies together.
Frank: You proposing to me?
Charlie: No. We're already friends, right? Let's be friends with benefits.
You should take your powerful extension cord argument straight to the Supreme Court.
Sweet Dee
Who gives a shit if gays want to me miserable like everyone else and get married. Let em do it. No skin of my ass.
Frank
Sweet camel toe. That's a great tuck job. You got it taped back there?
Mac