It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 14: "A Very Sunny Christmas: Part 2"

Dennis: If you think Jesus and the lord are so great, why don't have you have them swing by in their Lamborghinis and drive you home?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: Deandra. That's not gonna be my future. I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: Did you sex my mom, Santa Clause?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ricky: So you stole this from me and you're coming back 20 years later to return it to me?
Charlie: At this point, I feel the robot's fallen under the finder-keepers law of America.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 13: "A Very Sunny Christmas: Part 1"

Dee: People are starting to notice.
Dennis: Of course they're starting to notice! There's a grown man crammed into a coach.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: Based on that story, I'm fairly certain those Santas were running a train on your mother for money.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Dee: See, Mr. Hamilton, we feel if Frank can just understand what a d**k he's been to people in his past and and how he's just going to end up old and alone like yourself, then maybe he'll be able to make up for some of his past mistakes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: You have to earn what you get. This principle made me a multi-millionaire.
Dee: No. No. Stealing millions of dollars from your ex-business partner is what made you a millionaire, Frank.
Frank: Eugene Hamilton was a great man! Do not speak ill of the dead.
Dennis: She's speaking ill of you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: Frank didn't buy s**tty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the entire world. As a matter of fact, he would find out what Christmas presents we wanted that year and he'd buy it for himself, instead of buying them for us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: No, your other left.
Charlie: My other left? I only have one left.
Mac: It's just an expression. Just move it to the other direction.
Charlie: What would that expression be for? For someone with two lefts?
Mac: No, just move it the other way.
Charlie: Towards your left?
Mac: Your left and my left are the same left because we're facing the same direction.
Charlie: Eh, we're two different people so we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 12: "Dee Gives Birth"

Dennis: [The baby] ruined my transmission, it ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation, I still want to get to the bottom of that one...
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: Instead of doing a My Two Dads kind of thing, we'll do a Three Men and a Baby type of thing!
Charlie: Both equally effective movies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: God, what an irritating thing babies are!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 11: "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods"

Mac: GOD! DAMMIT! Goddamn!
Dee: Nature is bulls**t. I'm done with this.
Frank: I told ya, animals suck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: This is for the rats!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.
 • Rating: Unrated

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