We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Dee

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• Added: September 22, 2011

I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?

Mac

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Roxy...God bless you. You were a good whore. You serviced me like no other whore ever did. Not only my crank but my heart.

Frank

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• Added: September 15, 2011

Your feet are bizarrely huge. Men'll go crazy for that.

Roxy [to Dee]

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• Added: September 15, 2011

You downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.

Dee [to Roxy]

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• Added: September 15, 2011

Help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.

Roxy

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• Added: September 15, 2011

This jacket is awesome. And it's tighter than dick skin.

Roxy

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• Added: September 15, 2011

What are you cocks lookin' at?

Roxy

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• Added: September 15, 2011