It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 12: "The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge"

Adriano: Well that was weird.
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Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.
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Charlie: Let's go back to the bar. We can hide from the world in the bar.
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Frank: Dennis turned out to be a loser.
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Tim Murphy [to Dennis]:Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.
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Adriano: We're not afraid, we're in our '30s. We don't fight people anymore. It's kinda pathetic.
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Dennis: I have to have my tools!
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Charlie [to Dee in brace]: I don't think you're going to get to bang Adriano now.
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Dee: I'm feeling very very lucky to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper by my father and his very good friends.
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Dennis: I am the king of the mountain top!
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Dennis [to Christie]: I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the s**t out of you.
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Christie [to Dennis]: Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.
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Dennis: Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.
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Dennis [referring to Tim Murphy]: I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.
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Frank [to Dee]: Get lost bitch!
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Charlie: I specialize in bird law.
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Fatty Magoo [referring to Psycho Pete]: Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces and ate them for Christmas dinner?
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Mac: I've tacked on mass.
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Mac: If we get our psycho back, we get the freight train back.
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Dennis: I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.
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