I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.

Angelina

I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad.

Angelina

Jenni's t!ts defy gravity... Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jenni's t!ts.

Vinny

Whatever you think I said ... I probably said it.

Angelina

At one point I splashed water on my face and I realized ... We got grenades! We are in the midst of grenades.

The Situation

It just so happens our initials are MVP. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. We are the MVPs of MIA ... supporting the GFF.

Vinny

Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I DO the unthinkable?

Vinny

Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.

I think Sammi has an idea, but she just doesn't want to believe it. It all dates back to when you thought the Tooth Fairy was, you know, alive.

The Situation
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