Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Creepin'" Quotes

Angelina: I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angelina: I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: Jenni's t!ts defy gravity... Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jenni's t!ts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angelina: Whatever you think I said ... I probably said it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: At one point I splashed water on my face and I realized ... We got grenades! We are in the midst of grenades.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: It just so happens our initials are MVP. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. We are the MVPs of MIA ... supporting the GFF.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I DO the unthinkable?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: I think Sammi has an idea, but she just doesn't want to believe it. It all dates back to when you thought the Tooth Fairy was, you know, alive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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