Ronnie: When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home another girl.
Sammi: I'm just all, I feel all f$&ked up in the head at this point.

If Ron brings another girl home Sammi's gonna flip out cause that will just start another war, but a man has needs, and what is he gonna wait, two months to do it? I don't think so.

Vinny

We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.

Vinny

Me and Snooks... she was a little mad at me I was a little mad at her, and after a trip to the hospital, we realize that at the end of the day we love each other so... I don't think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other.

Mike

I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl. Maybe it was his girlfriend that's probably why.

Pauly D

What's up baby I'll f!#k you up. What's up baby let's do it let's do it let's do it.

Pauly D

It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie. He's got that look in his face like he's gonna creep or whatever.

Pauly D

Mikes home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall I guess.

Ronnie

What? That doesn't even make sense. I don't think I would've put you in the hospital... the wall put you in the hospital.

Ronnie

I didn't know that s*&t was cement. That s&%t doesn't even have a dent on it.

Mike

Ronnie: You alright?
Mike: I didn't realize that wall was so hard.

Don't leave without me or I'll never talk to you guys again.

Snooki
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

I don't think either of them can fight. I mean I know Mike used to take karate and Ronnie's got big muscles but whatever.

Pauly D

He didn't hurt me, there was not one scratch on my pretty face. All those muscles, didn't do s#!t to me.

Mike
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